Eddie Van Halen Rehab

The Word Demon: Eddie Van Halen Checks Into Rehab

Sir Eddie, after successfully managing years of self-inflicted mental and physical abuse, a six-pack-a-day mouth and tongue cancer scare, divorce, scoring a porn flick then hosting the debauchery in an after-party at his own home and the lack of bathing over the years -- I felt he was unbreakable -- but even still, after all these years, Ed -- could you not have waited until the morning after the induction into the Hall of Fame in just a few days?

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